tobiasfunkey:

jammydodgerdoctor:

tobiasfunkey:

my followers stopped caring about me 14 years ago

tumblr came out like 2007 or something

(via crankkky)

tinychatter:

the four stages of haircut

1. hatred
2. regret
3. sadness
4. acceptance

(via a-spider)

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

(via strrobee)

ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

(via condommodel)

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

(via strrobee)